Keith Frey
Developer · Technomancer
20+ year full stack developer. Shipped sites, apps and tools used by millions for clients like Meta, Microsoft, Google and The Wall Street Journal. Summoned for high-pressure boss fights: architecture, gnarly migrations, legacy rescues and AI, from agent-powered workflows to custom MCP servers.
Designer · Chromamancer
Turns fuzzy ideas into clean, playful interfaces. Equal parts grid nerd and paint-everywhere chaos. Yes, this site counts as a portfolio piece.
Musician · Rock Bard
Multi-instrumentalist for hire: guitar, drums, bass, keys and vocals. Available to join your party for live gigs and recording sessions. Every guitar here is one I actually own — equip one from the menu.
Coach · Swing Sage
Private baseball lessons for players who want to level up — hitting, pitching, catching and fielding, one-on-one or in small groups. Every session ends with a plan to practice at home.
Attributes
- WordPress97
- PHP92
- JavaScript88
- CSS90
- DevOps74
- Debugging95
Equipment
- Weapon
- Mechanical Keyboard
- Armor
- Black Hoodie +2
- Helm
- Noise-Cancelling Cans
- Relic
- Bottomless Coffee
Abilities
- Rubber Duck Familiar
- Cone of Console.log
- Detect Missing Semicolon
- Cache Purge (3/day)
Attributes
- Layout88
- Color90
- Typography85
- UX82
- Pixel Art76
- Creativity94
Equipment
- Weapon
- Brush of Many Colors
- Armor
- Paint-Splattered Tee
- Helm
- Beret of Inspiration
- Relic
- Infinite Artboards
Abilities
- Smite Comic Sans
- Counterspell: Bigger Logo
- Lorem Ipsum Incantation
- Nudge 1px (at will)
Attributes
- Rhythm92
- Melody86
- Ear90
- Improvisation84
- Stage Presence88
- Hair Physics99
Equipment
- Weapon
- Armor
- Stage Whites +1
- Helm
- Orange Aviators
- Relic
- Lucky Pick
Abilities
- Hair Windmill of Haste
- Pinch Squeal
- Detect Out-of-Tune
- G.A.S. (passive)
Equipment
- Weapon
- Hickory Sticks
- Armor
- DW Kit — Green Sparkle
- Helm
- Earplugs of Warding
- Relic
- Click Track Amulet
Abilities
- Ba-Dum-Tss Riposte
- Fill of Excess
- Cymbal Crash (AoE)
- Stick Twirl (no effect)
Equipment
- Weapon
- Armor
- Stage Whites +1
- Helm
- Orange Aviators
- Relic
- Pocket Watch
Abilities
- Invisibility (passive)
- Slap of Thunder
- Aura of Low End
- Bind to Kick Drum
Equipment
- Weapon
- Red Stage Keyboard
- Armor
- Stage Whites +1
- Helm
- Orange Aviators
- Relic
- Sustain Pedal
Abilities
- Glissando Dash
- Infinite Sustain
- Prestidigitation (88)
- Summon Hammond
Equipment
- Weapon
- Shure 55 “Elvis”
- Armor
- Stage Whites +1
- Helm
- Orange Aviators
- Relic
- Throat Coat Tea
Abilities
- Banshee Wail
- Charm Crowd
- Mic Stand Twirl
- Forgot 2nd Verse (curse)
Attributes
- Hitting92
- Pitching88
- Catching86
- Fielding90
- Game IQ95
- Confidence Building97
Equipment
- Weapon
- Fungo Bat
- Armor
- Game-Day Pinstripes
- Helm
- Lucky Cap
- Relic
- Bucket of Balls
Abilities
- Eye on the Ball (buff)
- Mend Swing
- Sunflower Seed Regen
- Summon Bucket of Balls